Wednesday, October 1, 2008
Children's Day Celebration
October the 1st is a special day for all the children in Singapore. It is officially "Children's Day" and it is a day that the children stop to enjoy and celebrate.
We celebrated "Children's Day" with games and lots of gifts for them.
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~ Some Quotes about Children ~
While we try to teach our children all about life,
Our children teach us what life is all about.
~ Angela Schwindt ~
We worry about what a child will become tomorrow,
Yet we forget that he is someone today.
~ Stacia Tauscher ~
Children have neither past nor future;
they enjoy the present, which very few of us do.
~ Jean de la Bruyere ~
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~ Children are Quick ~
TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .
>MARIA: Here it is.
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
> CLASS: Maria.
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TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
> GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
TEACHER: No, that's wrong
> GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
> GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
TEACHER: No, that's wrong
> GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
> DONALD: H I J K L M N O.
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
> DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
> WINNIE: Me!
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TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
>GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'
>MILLIE: I is..
TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'
>MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'
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TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
> LOUIS: Because George still had the axe in his hand.
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TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
>SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
>CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.
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TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
>HAROLD: A teacher
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TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
> JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.
~ muack muack >.<
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